Reality type: Meat-based

Species: Cougar

Known aliases: Cinnamon Queef

Replicant type: Basic pleasure model

Best before: Yesterday evening

Known associates: Destiny, Krystle, Chardonnay

Interests: Marlboro Red, long ‘walks’ in back alleys

GPT linguistic simulation:

It was only supposed to have been a routine appendectomy, but when Gary woke up surrounded by concerned faces that could barely look him in the eye, he was told there had been a slight mix-up.

The good news was that the procedure had been a complete success, and that his body was making a fast recovery. However, the bad news was that the procedure had been a gender affirmation surgery.

Ever since the corruption charges had been dropped after some key witnesses had disappeared, he had been wondering if he was due some form of karmic retribution, but he’d never had this in mind.

Breaking the news to his wife obviously hadn’t been easy. He would have been more concerned at how relieved and supportive she seemed if he himself hadn’t felt relief. He could finally stop pretending and embrace the inner truth that had called him for so many years; ever since that first time he watched Pretty Woman.

Months later, as she rolled up her fishnets, taking one more big drag before exhaling a cloud of tobacco and whiskey, she strutted out in front of the lights, proudly claiming her place as the filthiest GILF in DC.