Reality type: Meat-based

Species: Bear

Known aliases: Gare Bear

Replicant type: Juvenile bedwetter

Best before: 04/09/2062

Known associates: Mummy, Paw Patrol, My Little Pony

Interests: Boogers, shitting self, world domination

GPT linguistic simulation:

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